After Week 13 the West Division looks like this:
Team
|
W
|
L
|
T
|
Pct
|
GB
|
Paris fredette Two direction
|
10
|
2
|
1
|
.808
|
--
|
Team Plumer
|
8
|
5
|
0
|
.615
|
2.5
|
Team Mexico
|
6
|
7
|
0
|
.462
|
4.5
|
Grilled Brees Shamich
|
5
|
8
|
0
|
.385
|
5.5
|
Team 8
|
3
|
10
|
0
|
.231
|
7.5
|
Two direction and Plumer head to the playoffs. Two direction will be the #1 seed and Plumer was awarded the #3 seed. The other three teams will get a chance to improve their overall record in the consolation bracket. We’ll get to those matchups in a minute. (spell-check is telling me that "matchups" isn't a word but I don't even care)
The East Division looks like this:
Team
|
W
|
L
|
T
|
Pct
|
GB
|
Corn on the Kolb
|
8
|
4
|
1
|
.654
|
--
|
Angry Wookie
|
6
|
6
|
1
|
.500
|
2
|
My Jim Schwartz are dirty
|
6
|
6
|
1
|
.500
|
2
|
Team Skooter
|
6
|
7
|
0
|
.462
|
2.5
|
Cardinal Nation
|
5
|
8
|
0
|
.385
|
3.5
|
Well.
Corn on the Kolb goes to the playoffs as the #2 seed. But My Jim Schwartz are dirty, despite his 5-game win streak and 4-3-1 record against division opponents, is headed to the consolation bracket. Angry Wookie, with his two week losing streak and 2-5-1 record in the division, will be the #4 seed and face the might of Two Direction.
The author agrees without bias that this is ridiculous. The commissioner of the league is baffled as well. This is a travesty and we can only hope that those dirty Jim Schwartz do their best in the consolation bracket and still salvage some glory. Meanwhile Angry Wookie will hope for the best against the top scoring team in the league.
And what about my pitiful predictions?
Team Plumer 119 at My Jim Schwartz are dirty
- My Jim Schwartz are dirty 101 vs 80 Team Plumer
Corn on the Kolb 120 at 110 Cardinal Nation
- Corn on the Kolb 106 at 82 Cardinal Nation
Team Mexico 75 vs 70 Grilled Brees Shamich
- Grilled Brees Shamich 66 at 65 Team Mexico
Paris fredette Two direction 115 vs 60 Team 8
- Paris fredette Two direction 81 vs 71 Team 8
Angry Wookie 100 vs 95 Team Skooter
- Team Skooter 114 at 83 Angry Wookie
I went 2-3 this week. That brings me to 6-6 overall. Playoff predictions and power rankings should be up by Thursday evening.
