The Season Starts Today

You heard me. The NFL season starts today! Everybody dance!

In preparation for the season I decided to rank the team names that inhabit Metros League. Prepare to be roasted. 

1. Not the Cowboys @bplumerpl@yahoo

Let me say this has been my favorite team name of all time for 4 years running. This team name has it all:

         

A. A terrible joke         

B. A reference to a real NFL team

C. A partial email address

Shoutout to Brent for having the best team name of all time. Bonus points for using an ESPN account under your wife's name. Huge props to you Brent. That takes stones. 

2. Berry Me a Chief 

A+ team name. Homage to the hometown team while incorporating a pun and a popular cliché AND paying respect to a great player. If it weren’t for Brent’s masterpiece Noah would have the #1 spot. 

3. San Francisco 4th and 9ers 

Like, what even is this? You took an NFL team name and put “th and” in between the last word? What’s next? The Baltimore Rath and Vens? The Green Bay Path and Ckers? Give me a break Harrison.

4. Corn On the Cobb

This is the 15^th most popular team name in the first result if you google “funny fantasy football team names” so we all know where Terry got his inspiration.  

5. No Herm no Foul

Referencing Herm Edwards in a league full of Chiefs fans? It’s a bold move Marcus, let’s see how it plays.

6. CHIEFS NATION

I don’t dislike this team name but I can’t find a way to like it either. That’s the only reason Paris comes in at #6.

7. Angry Wookiees

What kind of nerd uses Star Wars references in his fantasy football team name?

8. Team Lee

The reigning champion didn’t even change his team name after logging in to his account for the first time. Swag like none other. We at the Metros League Front Office respect the stance but we also don’t like it. Change your name Jesse. 

That's all I've got for the season preview folks. As always: Good Luck, God Bless, Go Chiefs!